A little humor about being more calm

8 Jan

A forwarded email string from a friend, thought I would share it to any stressed out peeps:

CALMNESS IN OUR LIVES

I am passing this on to you because it definitely works, and we could all
use a little more calmness in our lives. By following simple advice heard on
the Dr. Phil show, you too can find inner peace. Dr Phil proclaimed, “The
way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started and
have never finished.”

So, I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn’t
finished, and before leaving the house just now, I finished off a bottle of
White Zinfandel, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of my
old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cookie dough ice cream, some
Doritos, and a box of chocolates, and a half bottle of scotch.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel right now.

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